Swimming Pool Rules

[CajunCenturion]

The pool club does not allow diving, splashing, running or rowdy, excessive horseplay.

How many different types of commas are being used?
Are they being used correctly?
Is the Oxford comma included?
Should the Oxford comma be included?
What happens if you do include the Oxford comma?
What might be better wording and punctuation?

Good Luck
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[strongm]

It is also sometimes known as the Harvard comma or the serial comma

 

[sha76]

Hmm, you must go to a posher pool than me if the only grammar issue you have is the use of the Oxford comma. In our pool we are told that "...the use of 'RAZORS' is forbidden" and requested "For hygenic reasons" to use the bins.

"Your rock is eroding wrong." -Dogbert

 

[Mr3Putt]

> I believe there can be no argument

There can be

How clever of you. A wonderfully witty, fabulously facetious and sarcastic rejoinder if ever we've read one.

Now, how sarcastic was that rejoinder? Was it run-of-the-mill sarcastic, or might it have been fabulously sarcastic?

You may insert "Harxford" or "Oxvard" comma as desired.

[red]Note:[/red] [gray]The above comments are the opinionated ravings of Mr3Putt. As such, Mr3Putt accepts no responsibility for damages, real or contrived, resulting from acceptance of his opinions as fact.[/gray]