AnotherHiggins
Technical User
I've been thinking about starting this thread for a long time....
My company has recently gone through some pretty major layoffs. As a result, a lot of my reliable sources of stupid-things-I-overheard-at-work stories are now gone. But I have collected some pretty outstanding stupid-people stories.
I don't have time to list them now, but here is something from an email that was just sent out to literally thousands of users in the company.
.... All and all, we are on track....
This is followed by five paragraphs that seem to have been lifted straight out of a Dilbert cartoon, replete with more buzzwords than you can shake a stick at (stick-shaking is a common standard of measurement here in the South).
Any good examples you'd like to share?
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"Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all other countries because you were born in it."
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My company has recently gone through some pretty major layoffs. As a result, a lot of my reliable sources of stupid-things-I-overheard-at-work stories are now gone. But I have collected some pretty outstanding stupid-people stories.
I don't have time to list them now, but here is something from an email that was just sent out to literally thousands of users in the company.
.... All and all, we are on track....
This is followed by five paragraphs that seem to have been lifted straight out of a Dilbert cartoon, replete with more buzzwords than you can shake a stick at (stick-shaking is a common standard of measurement here in the South).
Any good examples you'd like to share?
[tt]_____
[blue]-John[/blue][/tt]
"Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all other countries because you were born in it."
[tab]-George Bernard Shaw
Help us help you. Please read FAQ181-2886 before posting.
