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Stupid things I ever said and remember still 2

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Toshilap

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Sep 28, 2005
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Before I went to Computer School I haven't seen or touched computer ever before.
So I needed to order one from a Catalog.

I was AMUSED to see that PCUs and Monitors are sold separately, so while ordering I asked a guy 'Does ANYONE! ACTUALLY! EVER??? bought Computer without a monitor?'

I was so impressed with my own cleverness so I don't even remember what the answer was.
Wasn't it stupid? Can you beat that?

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I finally got it all together and forgot where I put it.
 

GwydionM,

I would guess that since Toshilap used this story to start a thread called "Stupid things I ever said and remember still", he/she already knows why people could possibly buy a computer without a monitor...
 

GwydionM,
priceless! This post qualified for this thread. It was too funny!

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I finally got it all together and forgot where I put it.
 
When I was 10 or 11, my best friend found a Playboy magazine. We were looking it over. He pointed to one picture and said, "That's her public hair!"

I didn't realize till years later how funny that was!
 
Sam,

Nearly as funny as a colleague of mine in the PR department of the company that sent out 5,000 holiday greeting cards before one of his recipients called him up, pointing out that his message was embossed in gold letters...
Steve Reynolds said:
...Happy Holidays,

Steve Reynolds,
VP, Pubic Relations

[santa]Mufasa
(aka Dave of Sandy, Utah, USA)
[ Providing low-cost remote Database Admin services]
Click here to join Utah Oracle Users Group on Tek-Tips if you use Oracle in Utah USA.
 
Hey, the spelling checker didn't show any misspelled words...


I used to rock and roll every night and party every day. Then it was every other day. Now I'm lucky if I can find 30 minutes a week in which to get funky. - Homer Simpson
 
In his 'O' Grade Biology exam, a pal of mine got rather confused and wrote about seminal fluid in the knee, rather than sinovial fluid. He passed, surprisingly enough! Then again, being a teenager perhaps he had Playboy on his mind too!!
 
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