Again I'm not sure that you can do this through a single regex since you are really doing a few replacements. You essentially need to do these replacements:
IF becomes XX
( becomes ("
, becomes ","
) becomes ")
[red]"... isn't sanity really just a one trick pony anyway?! I mean, all you get is one trick, rational thinking, but when you are good and crazy, oooh, oooh, oooh, the sky is the limit!" - The Tick[/red]