At the risk of having to give an explanation to non-Brits, I'll go ahead and recount a story my Dad told me as a child (yes - he really did tell me this!).
He used to work as a vacuum pump engineer in a company that made light bulbs, and was one of the company first-aiders, so I had no reason to doubt the story. Needless to say, I thought it was quite hilarious.
He was called to the first-aid room one day, to be greeted by a man with a peanut stuck in his ear.
He tried everything, from removing it with tweezers, to tipping the poor guys head to one side and j-j-jiggling it a bit.
After much frustration, and a sore head on the part of the 'victim', he called another first-aider to ask what to do. The second first-aider immediately sprung into action.
He melted a bar of chocolate, let it cool down a bit, and then poured it into the guys ear.
Of course, at this stage in the story (being the interested child that I was), I naively asked "what happened then?"... To which the asnwer came back:
"Well... It came out a treat".
Of course, as soon as he'd told it, I realised that it clearly wasn't a true story, but very funny anyway.
Dan
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