QA

[SamBones]

A QA engineer walks into a bar. Orders a beer. Orders 0 beers. Orders 999999999 beers. Orders a lizard. Orders -1 beers. Orders a sfdeljknesv.

 

[Larena]

Summed up my day very well! Except the bit about escaping my desk to get to a bar.

 

[strongm]

Heh!

 

[hjgoldstein]

Is this the same guy who's glass isn't half-full or half-empty...just the wrong size?

Aspiring to mediocrity since 1957

 

[MakeItSo]

Had the QA engineer been a lawyer, he might have simply passed it.

"Knowledge is power. Information is liberating. Education is the premise of progress, in every society, in every family." (Kofi Annan)
Oppose SOPA, PIPA, ACTA; measures to curb freedom of information under whatever name whatsoever.

 

[philhege]

1. Write test plan.
2. Write test plan test.
3. Write test plan test test.
4. Write test plan test test test.
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With business clients like mine, you'd be better off herding cats.

 

[johnherman]

The road to quality has no end......so it's really like a death march.

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[philhege]

A QA engineer walks into a bar. Orders a beer. Orders 0 beers. Orders 999999999 beers. Orders a lizard. Orders -1 beers. Orders a sfdeljknesv.

He forgot to order the non-printable characters and smart quotes.

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With business clients like mine, you'd be better off herding cats.

 

[JD5241]

Also forgot to order with Office 2000 installed.