Punmeister of the Month - General

[IknowMe]

I'm not in the know of any good nose puns and found myself sniffing a bit south.

Seriously, this whole Forum has a great sense of humor. That's just of of the many reasons I keep coming back.


Wow, I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time.
I think I've forgotten this before.

 

[CorBlimeyLimey]

and found myself sniffing a bit

That' snot funny

[Cheers]

 

[cresbydotcom]

who said pundits where predictable??

 

[SantaMufasa]

Cresby, Welcome...I see that you just joined Tek-Tips today and have already found "Making an Impression". Good on ya'!

who said pundits where predictable??

I infer from your post that you are considering pundits and punsters as synonymous. Although it is very reasonable that pundits can also be punsters, they are two very different breeds:


Punster: one who is given to citing a usually humorous use of a word in such a way as to suggest two or more of its meanings or the meaning of another word similar in sound. (from Italian puntiglio: fine point).

Pundit: a learned person : TEACHER; one who gives opinions in an authoritative manner : CRITIC. (from Sanskrit pandita: learned).




Mufasa
(aka Dave of Sandy, Utah, USA)
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[donbott]

I though a pundit was a guy who stole your jokes.

DonBott

Lean to the left lean to the right
Stand up sit down Fight Fight Fight!
(Lazlo Toth)

 

[SantaMufasa]

Oooohhh, Don, comments like that cause you to get dangerously close to a nomination!

Mufasa
(aka Dave of Sandy, Utah, USA)
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[cresbydotcom]

Punned it
punned intended
how about one who needs a feed line - is he a depundant?

Actually one of my friends came up with the adjective for my jokes - agregious - he was somewhat deflated when I thanked him profusely.
It ain't fun if it ain't hurtin'. They're groan on ya.

and there's more..............

 

[SantaMufasa]

Sorry, Cresby...That's one of the gigantic problems with text-based fora -- we can't tell when another's tongue is planted firmly in her/his cheek, you "cheeky" devil, you!

Mufasa
(aka Dave of Sandy, Utah, USA)
[I can provide you with low-cost, remote Database Administration services: see our website and contact me via www.dasages.com]

 

[cresbydotcom]

is it fora - or foureyes? and the plural of modem is?

Forgot to say "hello", too keen to make yer all lafffffffff. (minnow and sharks refers)

Hell oh!