Maybe...just maybe...the cleaning lady sneaks in and places a call to Guatemala to talk to her distant cousin who only has 4 fingers on his left hand, but that's a different story. She does this every morning, like ritual.
Oh yeah, and also sits back in the leather lounge chair with her feet up on the desk all the while using speakerphone and her arms crossed behind their head, twirling the handset cord, you know, "Jerry McGuire closing the deal" style, and then converses for about an hour or so...
...but then, suddenly gets interrupted by the first employee arriving and quickly dashes off to look busy and productive, feather dusting some random office equipment. The cousin is like..."hola? saludo ?" but after no response, hangs up.
The phone was in speakerphone and eventually times out resulting in the systems internal reorder tone.
Yep, thats what I think is happening!
-Phil Ingram
{All-You-Can-Eat Telecom and IT Buffet}