Out of the mouths of recruitment agents... 1

[LFCfan]

(In homage to Santa's thread)
I got an email from a recruiter today:

My client are looking for strong business acumen and the ability to talk technically and within the business conveying SQL in Lehman’s terms.

I hope the poor client isn't a financial institution

~LFCfan

 

[2ffat]

Who has the higher rank - Commander Data or Commander SQL?

Well, let's see. (Commander)SQL is supposed to return (Commander)Data to the user.


James P. Cottingham
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[flapeyre]

What will they call the sequel - SQL: the SQL?



-- Francis
I'd like to change the world, but I can't find the source code.

 

[Trevoke]

Who has the higher rank - Commander Data or Commander SQL?

It's Kernel Panic.

Tao Te Ching Discussions : Chapter 9 (includes links to previous chapters)
What is the nature of conflict?

 

[SQLSister]

Since Commander SQl is female and straight, I think this line needs to be

Super-hot eye-candy guy: "You did it! We're saved!" *kisses Cmdr. SQL*

"NOTHING is more important in a database than integrity." ESquared

 

[CajunCenturion]

There needs to be a foreign policy aspect to the movie so that after the crisis is averted, you can resume normalized relations.

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[BadBigBen]

not to forget, there are Commodore VIC20, Commodore PET, and the ever friendly Commodore Amiga, that the protagonists have to answer to...

and while they may be retired, there is always General Driver that could take over, if no one else is at hand...



Ben
"If it works don't fix it! If it doesn't use a sledgehammer..."
How to ask a question, when posting them to a professional forum.
Only ask questions with yes/no answers if you want "yes" or "no"

 

[p5wizard]

And if the movie flops, it will be because of General Failure I presume?

p5 :-D

 

[hjgoldstein]

Would the porno version end up as a Blue Screen?

 

[gbaughma]

After SQL: The Sequel, you could have:

SQL: The Prequel - Quest for the Oracle



Just my 2¢

"What the captain doesn't realize is that we've secretly replaced his Dilithium Crystals with new Folger's Crystals."

--Greg

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