New Shells....

[gbaughma]

Hehe.... the post about all the different shells out there got me to thinking.

I mean, we have C Shell (Sea Shell), BASH (Bourne Again Shell)... but I think we need some more.

How about.....
Turtle Shell - It lives forever (about 150 years) but it's so SLOOOOOW!

She Shell - About every 28 days, it bloats up and demands a pint of Ben and Jerry's

Snail Shell - A derivitive of turtle shell, it's slower, but easier to kill if you just SALT the data.

Artillery Shell - Mainly used in NUKe attacks....

Egg Shell - Goes bad quickly if your CPU isn't cool enough. Refrigeration cooling suggested....

Can you guys think of any others? (I know this isn't a "joke" forum, but hey, a little humor goes a long way towards having a better day!)



Just my 2¢

"In order to start solving a problem, one must first identify its owner." --Me
--Greg

http://parallel.tzo.com

 

[gbaughma]

You could say they're eggsasperating. You never hear women telling jokes like these... it's just albumen! Perhaps it the entire thread should be blown up with a hen-grenade....



Just my 2¢

"In order to start solving a problem, one must first identify its owner." --Me
--Greg

http://parallel.tzo.com

 

[ProbablyDown]

Egg-zactly...

 

[Trevoke]

The Aladdin shell -- You wish it did something.

"That time in Seattle... was a nightmare. I came out of it dead broke, without a house, without anything except a girlfriend and a knowledge of UNIX."
"Well, that's something," Avi says. "Normally those two are mutually exclusive."
-- Neal Stephenson, "Cryptonomicon"