New Shells....

[gbaughma]

Hehe.... the post about all the different shells out there got me to thinking.

I mean, we have C Shell (Sea Shell), BASH (Bourne Again Shell)... but I think we need some more.

How about.....
Turtle Shell - It lives forever (about 150 years) but it's so SLOOOOOW!

She Shell - About every 28 days, it bloats up and demands a pint of Ben and Jerry's

Snail Shell - A derivitive of turtle shell, it's slower, but easier to kill if you just SALT the data.

Artillery Shell - Mainly used in NUKe attacks....

Egg Shell - Goes bad quickly if your CPU isn't cool enough. Refrigeration cooling suggested....

Can you guys think of any others? (I know this isn't a "joke" forum, but hey, a little humor goes a long way towards having a better day!)



Just my 2¢

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[Annihilannic]

:

Clam Shell - only runs as a background process, closes as soon as you go anywhere near it.

Annihilannic.

 

[LawnBoy]

Luser Shell - returns nonsense with evey command ('cause the idiot wasn't going to get anything done anyway...)

 

[gbaughma]

Annihilannic:
You know, I came up with "clam shell", but I couldn't think of anything to go with it! Good job! hehe

Hmmm.... how about:

Oyster Shell - Takes several months to develop a PERL application.



Just my 2¢

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--Greg

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[SkipVought]

Shell SHOCK...

when you tell your manager what the REAL effort and schedule is.

Skip,
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[SilentAiche]

Sorry, Greg:

Blame the lacquer, but I'm feeling a bit shellacked.

I can't decide whether to disappear or just varnish. Hehe- I'm "finished" either way!

Tim

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[gbaughma]

You're "finnished"?

And here I thought you were norwegian....

Maybe you're half cuban, half icelandic... an "Ice Cuban"....



Just my 2¢

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--Greg

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[RhythmAce]

I have 40% Chippewa, 40% French and a fifth of Scotch.

 

[marsd]

fse shell: The shell that is constantly updated with a listing of adult websites and can do nothing but deliver the content to the user environment VIEWER binary as argument in loop..

Might be pretty popular.

 

[gbaughma]

Peanut Shell - Plays a version of "Linus and Lucy" called "Linux and Lucy" every time you log in.



Just my 2¢

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--Greg

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[stevexff]

I thought the fse shell was a variant of the Korn shell - the porn shell...

Steve

[small]"Every program can be reduced by one instruction, and every program has at least one bug. Therefore, any program can be reduced to one instruction which doesn't work." (Object:erlDesignPatterns)[/small]

 

[thedaver]

Social shell - won't do anything unless it's absolutely comfortable with the circumstances.

Protective shell - displays a prompt, does nothing else because it risks violating system security.

Turtle shell 1 - requires commands be written in Amiga (?) Turtle Graphics language only

Turtle shell 2 - very slow, and keeps all output inside itself to prevent it being seen.



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[gbaughma]

Taco Shell - Cannot be exported to Mexico

Band Shell - Only uses a MIDI interface; you have to be able to read music to enter commands

Egg Shell - If you make a mistake, then the yolk's on you. (Ugh... I can't believe I just said that)

SSH (Pt 2) - Requires a strong password of at least 72 characters, half of them must be japanese katakana, then a biometrics scan (retinal or fingerprint), followed by a challenge/response passphrase, before it denies you login.



Just my 2¢

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--Greg

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[addy]

Michelle - a girl I used to date.

 

[geirendre]

Hell-shell - accepts only satanic and destructiv commands.
kill -[how]-[when]--[victim]

 

[abaldwin]

Windows Shell - Instantly blue screens your pc and injects all known bugs for all your software for you.

Andy Baldwin

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[stevexff]

The egg shell joke was bad. But omletteing you off just this once...

Steve

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[thedaver]

What a yolkster.

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[Annihilannic]

Let's not over-egg the pudding.

Annihilannic.

 

[stevexff]

These really are eggscruciating...

Steve

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