More Spoonerisms

[ESquared]

crowd lie - loud cry
crude lie - lewd cry
thigh from a cricket - cry from a thicket
thund'rous wicket - wondrous thicket
bicker over loot - liquor over boot
white corn - kite worn
a beaten wench - a wheaten bench
muscled honey - hustled money
blue cooks - clue books
brown cooks - Crown Books

All but the last two are new this morning!

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A sacrifice is harder when no one knows you've made it.

 

[Stat1c]

I'll have a stab in the dark with this,

Little Chef - S**t

Get Fat Up!

 

[ESquared]

I have no clue what you're talking about. Where's the interesting spoonerism?

Shittle Lef doesn't really do much for me...

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A sacrifice is harder when no one knows you've made it.

 

[jdunderhill]

Mystery Of Holes - History Of Moles

* Mystery of holes is a movie!

Leon Night - Neon Light

* English Soccer player

Sorry im really scraping the bucket now

 

[ESquared]

I'd rather have hugs in my bed, than bugs in my head!

Thought of this one last night.

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A sacrifice is harder when no one knows you've made it.

 

[AnotherHiggins]

That reminds me of the very unoriginal, but quite funny, "I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

 

[ESquared]

I've heard that one expanded to

"I'd rather have a free bottle in front of me than a pre-frontal lobotomy."

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A sacrifice is harder when no one knows you've made it.