I've only seen that stunt pulled once."
At this particular company, I saw it several times. It was weird. The first thing they seemed to do was change everybody's passwords. THEN, when the person showed up, they were spun back out. So, if yuo came in the morning and your password was changed, you knew SOMEBODY was getting out-i-fied. There would usually be a brief and otherwise wholly uninformative meeting around 10am, announcing that so-and-so was no longer here.
"I was pretty insistent about getting my personal items myself."
If I hadn't been so flabbergasted, I would have. 8/
"I got them in about two minutes."
Really -- that's about all it would take, most of the time.
"Another guy once told me that he had happened to take his personal laptop to the office on the day he was terminated. He told them that if they didn't give him his laptop immediately, he was going to call the police."
Hm, well, I would not want to take my personal laptop to work anyway.
"Perhaps the moral of this story is simply: Don't take anything valuable to the office."
Well, after you work someplace for a while, you tend to collect stuff. In my case, it was mostly lunch foods, some pictures, posters, and doodads. Would have taken me mere minutes to pull it all out of there. Instead, it was shipped to me, and some of it was broken en route. I even ASKED if they could just box it and then call me and I'll pick the box up outside, but nope, had to be mailed.
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Edward
"Cut a hole in the door. Hang a flap. Criminy, why didn't I think of this earlier?!" -- inventor of the cat door