First, my appologies if a thread like this already exists, I performed a few quick searches but didn't find anything similar.
A post in another thread reminded me of a terrible proposal put forth by a company, in writing, to my high school. I'm interested hearing about those you all have seen/heard about.
So here's mine:
I was student body president at my high school at the time (1999) and it was our student council that would make the decsion on the item in question, which was a proposal by the local Coke-a-Cola distributor offering a package that they hoped would entice our school to switch from Pepsi products to Coke (I know a terrible run-on sentence).
Now personally, I'm a Coke person (Pepsi is too sweet), but the local Pepsi distributor in the area I grew up in was very active in the community and had helped our school out tremendously. So it would have been difficult to persuade use to switch, but our decision to reject the proposal was unanimous, laughably easy, and took only 5 minutes (mostly because we each took a turn shredding the proposal).
Among the many things we found lacking were:
1. Multiple spelling errors on every page (it was 6 or 8 pages I believe).
2. Printed on a dot-matrix printer (IN 1999!).
3. The paper it was printed on looked like it had been made in 1970 and left to bleach in the sun since then.
I know it doesn't sound like much when I recite it like this, it was really something so horrendous you had to see it to really understand the mind-boggling low quality of it. I think most of the students at my high school could have created a better proposal and our graduating class was always around 50-60% the size of our freshman class (due to drop-outs and the like).
I wish I had kept the proposal, simply because it never become old to just read through it. It was the car-crash (horrified but can't turn away) version of a business proposal.
I can't wait to hear about your experiences.
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Have a problem with my spelling or grammar? Please refer all complaints to my English teacher:
Ralphy "Me fail English? That's unpossible." Wiggum
A post in another thread reminded me of a terrible proposal put forth by a company, in writing, to my high school. I'm interested hearing about those you all have seen/heard about.
So here's mine:
I was student body president at my high school at the time (1999) and it was our student council that would make the decsion on the item in question, which was a proposal by the local Coke-a-Cola distributor offering a package that they hoped would entice our school to switch from Pepsi products to Coke (I know a terrible run-on sentence).
Now personally, I'm a Coke person (Pepsi is too sweet), but the local Pepsi distributor in the area I grew up in was very active in the community and had helped our school out tremendously. So it would have been difficult to persuade use to switch, but our decision to reject the proposal was unanimous, laughably easy, and took only 5 minutes (mostly because we each took a turn shredding the proposal).
Among the many things we found lacking were:
1. Multiple spelling errors on every page (it was 6 or 8 pages I believe).
2. Printed on a dot-matrix printer (IN 1999!).
3. The paper it was printed on looked like it had been made in 1970 and left to bleach in the sun since then.
I know it doesn't sound like much when I recite it like this, it was really something so horrendous you had to see it to really understand the mind-boggling low quality of it. I think most of the students at my high school could have created a better proposal and our graduating class was always around 50-60% the size of our freshman class (due to drop-outs and the like).
I wish I had kept the proposal, simply because it never become old to just read through it. It was the car-crash (horrified but can't turn away) version of a business proposal.
I can't wait to hear about your experiences.
***************************************
Have a problem with my spelling or grammar? Please refer all complaints to my English teacher:
Ralphy "Me fail English? That's unpossible." Wiggum