I sense tons of late-night-comedian material coming from Obama 2

[SantaMufasa]

...As evidenced by Obama's repeated faux pas in his New Hampshire speech:

The time for come has changed!

(Finally, a U.S. Presidential candidate that the French can get behind. <grin>)

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[JcBWF]

Hilary probably told him that.

 

[SantaMufasa]

That's right, Jc...Following Obama's gaff, did you notice Hillary's emotional response to a question about how she's doing? I can just see the Supermarket Tabloid headlines now:

Hillary in Tears after Obama Declares 'Time for Come Has Changed'

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[xwb]

Do these lawyer types get upset when they hear bad English?

 

[Opieo]

Heh, gawd forbid any person with feelings actually run for any level of congress or for president.
Sign outsite the whitehouse:
"Only robots allowed to be elected here"

Or as it was in a Mystery Science Theatre 3000 short about "Dinner with the family", the narrator said something about leaving emotions behind before sitting with the family to eat dinner, to which they chirped "emotions are for ethnic people".
Lol

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[ESquared]

Name a person who isn't ethnic.

 

[vanka25]

Heh, gawd forbid any person with feelings actually run for any level of congress or for president.

I'm not sure someone who busts out in tears when asked how they're doing or constantly whines that the "boys" are picking on her is cut out to be president. You're gonna have to deal with a lot more than that on the job.

 

[ESquared]

Mmmmmm. Sexy topic...I believe I'll excuse myself.

 

[pinkgecko]

Did he mention what the new time would be? Some things are hard to wait around for. Does Obama have a plan for this one, or is he just trying to change our intimate lives without proposing a new plan? My vote hinges on this one.

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[LNBruno]

I think Dave Barry nailed this one:

http://www.miamiherald.com/campaign08/story/371826.html

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[jebenson]

OK I give up. It's "nucular," just like your President says.

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[flapeyre]

OK I give up. It's "nucular," just like your President says.

Which president? GWB or Jummy Carter (who served on "nucular" submarines, no less)?

Solum potestis prohibere ignes silvarum.

 

[Opieo]

LNBruno, that article was awesome! Thank you. Lol, I love it.

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[Michael52x]

The next caucus up is....N.Carolina
Motto: Hell, we're all related!
So, only one person needs to vote there.
What if nobody made any jokes at all?
Get serious on them, and it will scare the willy's out of them.
I'm writing in Captain America for President.

"Impatience will reward you with dissatisfaction" RMS Cosmics'97

 

[AnotherHiggins]

Ours (I'm in NC) aren't until May - unless something changed and I wasn't paying attention.

I think SOUTH Carolina is next up. I may have married my cousin, but at least I know the states!

We might all seem the same to you, but they're the rednecks 'round here. Just kidding - Everyone knows that West Virginia is the biggest redneck state.

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[AnotherHiggins]

Oh yeah....

OK I give up. It's "nucular," just like your President says.

Which president? GWB or Jummy Carter (who served on "nucular" submarines, no less)?

I think his point - and correct me if I'm wrong here, jebenson - is that supporters of President Bush have little room to criticize any candidate's slip of the tongue. (I'm walking away from that setup)


Though Obama's was pretty damned funny.

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[LNBruno]

Demo-craps or Republi-can'ts; some choice.

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[kjv1611]

SC - the first state to secede the union prior to the War of Northern Aggression, or the Civil War. Also the last state allowed to join back into the Union after the Wah.

Yeah, we defines what a redneck are! That is depending, of course, upon your definition.

Of course WV can keep the title of most imbred state. [LOL]

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[LNBruno]

'scuse me, y'all, but as any true Southerner knows, it's West BY GOD Virginia.

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[kjv1611]

Hey, shouldn't that be something more like "...Virginye"?



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