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gbaughma

gbaughma

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One of the sites I frequent is answers.com

I'm astounded at the questions on there, however. Here are a few to make you chuckle. (Spelled exactly as seen)

What wight oil goes in rear end on a 250 Honda ex threewealer?

What are diffrent types of ratatouy?

What are the five orangelles that all cells have?

How many times does the moon go into the sun?

How do you you toward in a sentence?

Have crickets been around since the sixth century?

Can r2d2 survive in water?

What is the opposite of 1 ton?

.... I weep for the species. Just think... these kids are our future legislature.



Just my 2¢

"What the captain doesn't realize is that we've secretly replaced his Dilithium Crystals with new Folger's Crystals."

--Greg
 
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What a pun-tification!

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[glasses]Just traded in my old subtlety...
for a NUANCE![tongue][/sub]
 
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TEF said:
a = 1 ton
b = "another day older"
c = "deeper in debt"

LOAD a * 2[sup]4[/sup] => b & c
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[glasses]Just traded in my old subtlety...
for a NUANCE![tongue][/sub]
 
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Just my 2¢

"What the captain doesn't realize is that we've secretly replaced his Dilithium Crystals with new Folger's Crystals."

--Greg
 
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<snap> <snap> <snap>
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[glasses]Just traded in my old subtlety...
for a NUANCE![tongue][/sub]
 
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There was me thinking the 1-ton referenced Chinese food!

The internet - allowing those who don't know what they're talking about to have their say.
 
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That's a wrap!

Skip,
[sub]
[glasses]Just traded in my old subtlety...
for a NUANCE![tongue][/sub]
 
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Did you mean a warp rather than a wrap?

Skip,
[sub]
[glasses]Just traded in my old subtlety...
for a NUANCE![tongue][/sub]
 
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Nope, sure dip mean wrap, as in GLAD Cling Wrap...
(it has been a while since I was in the US, so I mistakenly thought it was called ClingOn Wrap...)

but Skip, that reminds me of a s song...

"Warp this way" - by AirSmythe...

Ben
"If it works don't fix it! If it doesn't use a sledgehammer..."
How to ask a question, when posting them to a professional forum.
Only ask questions with yes/no answers if you want "yes" or "no"
 
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Ben said:
...sure dip...
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Did you mean "sheep dip"? <grin>

[santa]Mufasa
(aka Dave of Sandy, Utah, USA)
[I provide low-cost, remote Database Administration services: www.dasages.com]
“Beware of those that seek to protect you from harm or risk. The cost will be your freedoms and your liberty.”
 
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mmmmm, chips. The answer to everything.

< 60 50 40 working days until retirement; with 87 accumulated sicks days. Know what? I am not feeling well.
 
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What a funny site (Answers.com). I just went there and found the following questions, some with answers.

Under the category "Bands and Artists"...

Q: What band is called the hair band?

A: Could be either the one used for tying a ponytail OR the one that can be called an 'alice band'.

Huh?!?

Q: When do it mean when the moon cover up the sun not that much?

Q: What does anacondas worship?

Q: What dose lessor?

Q: Did the big dipper get its name because of what it looks like?

Q: What is the genre of a thousand suns?

Q: How does the nervous system help your?

Q: Does Barack Obama have anyone working for him?

Q: What is the population of the community?

Q: Why does the fan fuse keep blowing?

Q: What was life like before coca cola was invented?

And you have to answer in just a sentence or two! Heh heh!


 
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Sam,

After reading your posts from Answers.com, they make me wonder [ul][li]How old are the (presumed) people posting those questions?[/li][li]Should there be some sort of Minimum IQ Test that should accompany[/li][ul][li]Voter Registration[/li][li]Drivers Licenses[/li][li]Marriage Licenses[/li][li]Fishing & Hunting Licenses[/li][li]Any kind of license/registration[/li][/ul][/ul]Sheesh !

[santa]Mufasa
(aka Dave of Sandy, Utah, USA)
[I provide low-cost, remote Database Administration services: www.dasages.com]
“Beware of those that seek to protect you from harm or risk. The cost will be your freedoms and your liberty.”
 
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Q: Did the big dipper get its name because of what it looks like?

Erm... Lemmy check.
Hey Al! AL!!!
Yeah wassup?
Why do we call Big Dipper Big Dipper?...
[inaudible]
Oh right...


A: It came with a name tag but nobody reads Latin here, so we just called it Big Dipper.



p5
 
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Q: Did the big dipper get its name because of what it looks like?
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A: No! Originally the Big Dipper was called the Big Bear and the Little Dipper was called the Little Bear. However, special interest groups were concerned about the political incorrectness of naked constellations names so they changed the names to The Big Skinny Dipper and The Little Skinny Dipper. Other special interest groups were opposed to the idea of some weight challenged (thin) people getting constellations named after them while other massively challenged (over-weight) people did not. Between those interest groups and the state of education in the world today, they just decided to name them what we now know them today as.



James P. Cottingham
[sup]I'm number 1,229!
I'm number 1,229![/sup]
 
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I just took a gander at the website mentioned, and all I can say is 'DUH!'...

I had to stop after reading the following Question:

How can you learn to speak Sign Language?
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because it made me laugh so loud, that I sacred my cat and it ran out of the room...

Ben
"If it works don't fix it! If it doesn't use a sledgehammer..."
How to ask a question, when posting them to a professional forum.
Only ask questions with yes/no answers if you want "yes" or "no"
 
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>Why earth do not touch sun?

Well, we are well within the heliosphere ... so one could make a case that we do actually touch the Sun. Sort of.
 
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