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[gbaughma]

One of the sites I frequent is answers.com

I'm astounded at the questions on there, however. Here are a few to make you chuckle. (Spelled exactly as seen)

What wight oil goes in rear end on a 250 Honda ex threewealer?

What are diffrent types of ratatouy?

What are the five orangelles that all cells have?

How many times does the moon go into the sun?

How do you you toward in a sentence?

Have crickets been around since the sixth century?

Can r2d2 survive in water?

What is the opposite of 1 ton?

.... I weep for the species. Just think... these kids are our future legislature.



Just my 2¢

"What the captain doesn't realize is that we've secretly replaced his Dilithium Crystals with new Folger's Crystals."

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[Westi]

And also these kids are our future voters, ahhhhhhhhh.

I am not sure which one is worse tbh having to vote for someone like that or being afraid what (whom) these people are voting for.

Joe W.

FHandw., ACSS

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[stubnski]

Hey my question! Did you notice if it was answered?


Stubnski

 

[p5wizard]

Stub, you own a threewealer? Does that ride like it sounds? ;-)

p5

 

[2ffat]

1) What makes you think these are kids, and
2) What makes you think these aren't our current legislators?
;-)


James P. Cottingham
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[kwbMitel]

@ 2ffat
1) What makes you think these are kids? (My thoughts exactly)
2) What makes you think these aren't our current legislators? (that's a bit more of a stretch)

Re:R2D2 I distictly remember a scene in the movie where it is under water (periscope type thing pops up above the water to see where it is going)



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[gbaughma]

Just my 2¢

"What the captain doesn't realize is that we've secretly replaced his Dilithium Crystals with new Folger's Crystals."

--Greg

http://parallel.tzo.com

 

[fumei]

I think my favourite is what is the opposite of 1 ton.

I am pushed into stupefaction contemplating the opposite to 1 ton.

2 tons?

zero g?

Like, are you asking about mass or weight?

At least: "How many times does the moon go into the sun?"

is easy to answer.

Approximately once a year, but you can only see it from a small, very elongated ellipse on the surface of the earth. About 25% of the times it only goes partially into the sun, and the impact causes sparks, called Bailey's Beads.

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[CajunCenturion]

==> At least: "How many times does the moon go into the sun?" is easy to answer. Approximately once a year
How does the moon survive the collision?

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[kwbMitel]

Approximately once per year" - More like 2-5 if I get your meaning correctly.

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[SantaMufasa]

"How many times does the moon go into the sun?"

Reminds me of the multiple adults that asked us (upon seeing our miniature teacup poodle, which had had its eyes removed due to glaucoma and cataracts):

So, how does your dog see?

Mufasa
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[BadBigBen]

Santa,

don't dogs smell?

Ben
"If it works don't fix it! If it doesn't use a sledgehammer..."
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[hjgoldstein]

Old Music Hall joke:

1st comedian: "I say, I say, I say. My dog has no nose"
2nd comedian: "How does he smell?"
1st comedian: "Terrible!"

It is time for pacifists to stand up and fight for their beliefs.

 

[fumei]

How does the moon survive the collision? "

Collision? What collision? It just goies into it, like a car going into a garage. It only gets the sparks (Bailey's Beads) when it is not quite on track, and scrapes the sides of the garage.

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[mintjulep]

How many musicians are in your quartet?

 

[SantaMufasa]

"How many musicians are in your quartet?"

Only half of them. <grin>

Mufasa
(aka Dave of Sandy, Utah, USA)
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[fumei]

and they only keep quarter time.

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[SkipVought]

What is the opposite of 1 ton?

Controlled, disciplined, chaste. ;-)

Skip,
[sub]
Just traded in my old subtlety...
for a NUANCE![/sub]

 

[kwbMitel]

Skip - It took me about 20 seconds to get your meaning. I guess I'm not quite bent that way. ;-)

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[SantaMufasa]

I guess I'm not quite bent that way.

That's because you, unlike Skip, do not have 1-ton disregard for people's pun sensitivities.

Mufasa
(aka Dave of Sandy, Utah, USA)
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“Beware of those that seek to protect you from harm or risk. The cost will be your freedoms and your liberty.”