24 Hours a Day

[Dimandja]

As in "Martha Stewart must wear an electronic anklet 24 hours a day during house arrest".

In the off chance a day runs a little longer...

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[SkipVought]

"That's Hardyly..."

???

It was in Lou of the Bud of my joke!

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_{[red]Be advised:[/red] The dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac, lays awake all night wondering...
"Is there really a DOG?"}

 

[CajunCenturion]

Lou who? This flowerly language must come to an end. I can hardly Stan it.

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[CajunCenturion]

Whoops! I was confusing Laurel and Hardy with Abbot and Costello.

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[SkipVought]

Bud: "Our center fielder is a girl, you know."

Lou: "Is that so."

Bud: "No, it's Sue."

Lou: "Sue, who?"

Bud: "That's right; Sue's our first basemen's wife!"

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_{[red]Be advised:[/red] The dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac, lays awake all night wondering...
"Is there really a DOG?"}

 

[SkipVought]

Select Case x
  Case "First"

  [b]Case "Justin"[/b]
    
  Case Else

End Select

...
some of our colleagues never heard "Who's On First." by Abbot and Costello...

http://www.whos-on-first.com/1/home.htm20.html

BTW, the snippet I posted was from a Hudson & Landry routine; circa 1970

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_{[red]Be advised:[/red] The dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac, lays awake all night wondering...
"Is there really a DOG?"}