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  1. JonC8191

    New Biz-speak

    I bet you were all a-quiver I'm the reason why Paradise Lost
  2. JonC8191

    Vanity Plates "XVII"

    Vanity plates are not uncommon round these parts, but I was impressed to see the following three on the same day: SANE ONE (Yellow mustang convertible) CYBER OPS (Bronze BMW convertible) 321 NASA (Red corvette convertible) I'm the reason why Paradise Lost
  3. JonC8191

    Painful job interviews

    www.youtube.com/watch?v=BrbYrO3VajA I'm the reason why Paradise Lost
  4. JonC8191

    Painful job interviews

    Many years ago a colleague and I spent a couple of days interviewing for vacancies in a telesales team. As we were both bored we were both trying to pass the time by slipping in bad puns to the interviews but it was really starting to drag. A young lady came in, introductions were made, drink...
  5. JonC8191

    Feeling insecure in my position

    Do you work in the 1980s? I'm the reason why Paradise Lost
  6. JonC8191

    Half a Movie is better than None

    One girl, half a cup I'm the reason why Paradise Lost
  7. JonC8191

    Half a Movie is better than None

    Debbie does Fort Worth I'm the reason why Paradise Lost
  8. JonC8191

    Vanity Plates "XVI"

    Spotted on i95 in South Florida today: COKE 3 The car was driving very aggressively so I did wonder if the driver may have had a bit too much caffinated sugary drink. Or something I'm the reason why Paradise Lost
  9. JonC8191

    Vanity Plates "XVI"

    HIP PEE It was on a VW Beetle that was covered in peace symbols and flowers, so I'm fairly sure I know what they were getting at. My initial thought was that perhaps they had an unusually sited colostomy bag I'm the reason why Paradise Lost
  10. JonC8191

    Stupid customers

    I was doing remote support at a hospital when a senior manager called me. She was furious as we had changed her email (from Lotus Notes to Outlook), and now every time she sent a mail a copy of it appeared in front of her. After five minutes on the phone the penny dropped at my end, and I gently...
  11. JonC8191

    Vanity Plates "XVI"

    A household I used to drive past regularly in the UK had two cars with personal plates: PUBYK and WART5 Always led me to wonder where they met (I have a photgraph of the plates if I could find how to upload it) I'm the reason why Paradise Lost
  12. JonC8191

    Vanity Plates "XVI"

    My neighbour's wife's car PNTY THF For sake of clarity I should probably mention that he has a boat called 'Panty Thief' Classy of him to put the plate on his lady's vehicle I'm the reason why Paradise Lost
  13. JonC8191

    Dumbest colleagues you have ever worked with

    I thought the lady a few years back who thought the rest of us were idiots for believing that the moon landing happened would never be surpassed. However ... A current colleague turned down a free-of-charge flu shot the other day. Now she is disinfecting her work area because two people 1250...
  14. JonC8191

    Don't get confused while driving in South Carolina

    In South Wales there is a mountain called 'Lord Hereford's Knob'. This has been immortalised in a great song by the band Half Man Half Biscuit which I highly recommend a listen to (so long as you are somewhere where laughing loudly won't be an issue)

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