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Pardon me, but have you considered giving up app-generated code and actually learning T-SQL? That "NULL IS NOT NULL" stuff is pure bovine excrement. < M!ke > Electile dysfunction: the inability to become aroused over the choices put forth by either party for an election year.

How about User: Why... Me: Because Microsoft... That's usually enough. < M!ke > Electile dysfunction: the inability to become aroused over the choices put forth by either party for an election year.

Reminds me of something my mentor told me < M!ke > Where are we going and why am I in this handbasket?

...or on drugs... < M!ke > Where are we going and why am I in this handbasket?

Of course: one million dollar parachute, two million dollar parachute, three... < M!ke > Where are we going and why am I in this handbasket?

<shudder> And the lawyers begin circling.... < M!ke > Where are we going and why am I in this handbasket?

Hey, John - I got a 404 clicking on that link. < M!ke > Where are we going and why am I in this handbasket?

And all the lawyers in the house said.... ;-) < M!ke > Where are we going and why am I in this handbasket?

Yeah, but you'd have to have it on your front bumper and reversed so it could be read in the ID10T's rear-view mirror... And that's asking a lot given the lack of intelligence of all those OTHER drivers! < M!ke > Where are we going and why am I in this handbasket?

Get off the cell phone so you can pay more attention to vanity plates! ;-) < M!ke > Where are we going and why am I in this handbasket?

Okay - understanding the operative word is "legal" can you give any specific examples of the situation? Data types and values on the back end and what the incorrectly displaying data is on the front end? Also, what version of SQL Server? I know from past experience that the slight variations...

First off, Access 2000 didn't come out in 1996 (sorry, I couldn't resist). You say that and then you talk about the problem residing with an Access front end reference (forms![dataform]!CustomerCode). I'd suspect the issue is in the form's property setting; not the back end data. You might...

Seems like this question would be better answered here: http://www.tek-tips.com/threadminder.cfm?pid=717 < M!ke > Where are we going and why am I in this handbasket?

You could check out this forum as well: http://www.tek-tips.com/threadminder.cfm?pid=731 < M!ke > Where are we going and why am I in this handbasket?

Two words: Stored procedure. < M!ke > Where are we going and why am I in this handbasket?

And after 50 years, we still don't have time to do it right the first time, but we'll find time to fix it...later. http://www.pragprog.com/the-pragmatic-programmer/extracts/tips < M!ke > Where are we going and why am I in this handbasket?

Seen on the way into work this morning: F1 LOVER Geek that I am, I'm still trying to figure out if there's an alternate translation than "Help Lover." < M!ke > Where are we going and why am I in this handbasket?

I don't remember who said it, but it's true. Do you know why adults ask children what they want to be when they grow up? The adults are looking for ideas... < M!ke > Where are we going and why am I in this handbasket?

Not sure this is going to add any value, but when I recently started working from home, I discovered that our company's set up allows me to execute against servername\instance name ONLY when I am on the local network. When working remotely (VPN), I HAVE to use the IP address. < M!ke > Where...

http://www.pmhut.com/project-management-process < M!ke > Where are we going and why am I in this handbasket?