Several years ago, I leveraged effectively the "Geek-noid" sterotype...I was the keynote speaker at a world-wide convention of non-technical executives for one of the world's largest credit-card/financial companies. We met at an amazingly lavish retreat near the shores of Lake Michigan in a former-monastary-turned-conference center, in Lake Forrest, Illinois. (My colleagues and I figured that the net personal worth of the 100 executives in the room was many, many billions of dollars.)
The convention objective was to help the generally techno-phobic participants understand how they could leverage technology to improve their professional and personal lives.
Being unfamiliar with the technical world, they had no clue who I was. Preying upon their impressions of techno-geeks, I walked into the roomful of three-piece Italian suits, with my hair slicked up and parted down the middle, black horn-rimmed glasses, white shirt with top button buttoned (no tie), pocket protector jammed full of pens and pencils, black slacks hiked up to the bottom of my rib cage, leg cuffs too high, exposing my white socks and black oxford shoes.
As I walked to the front of the room, my arms were motionless at my sides, upper body motionless as I strode, my feet preceding my upper torso by about six inches, taking geek-shuffle steps.
I stood at the podium, dead-pan, looking out on the sea of stunned executives. I donned a voice reminiscent of "Squiggy" of Laverne and Shirley crossed with Fran Drescher of "The Nanny" fame. (Apologies to those of you that are not familiar with low-class American TV fare.)
My monologue was, "I welcome you all here today for this fine occasion during which we shall explore how much technology has to offer you, personally and professionally. I trust that you have all prepared appropriately for today's discussion by completing refresher courses in Trigonometry and The Calculus.
"If you have not taken those refreshers, then you should consider carefully whether you should be in this meeting today."
The room was silent, the color disappeared out of several executives' faces, and most looked nervously at their equally stunned colleagues, as if asking, "Okay, so why didn't I get the memo?" and "Did you take the refreshers?"
Once the silence had become very-comfortably deafening for about 30 eternal seconds and they had squirmed just long enough, I then continued

removing the "dork glasses"; whipping a maroon tie into a nifty 3/4 Windsor knot; removing the black trousers in favour of the khaki pair underneath, lowering the trousers to a normal belt line; toussling my hair into a non-geeklike hairdo; removing the shoes and outer layer of white socks, exposing the
real layer of
black socks; donning my brown penny loafers that I had pre-hidden behind the podium, and slipping on my blue Ivy-League blazer) "Either that or you can see technology for what it really is...a tool to simplify our lives and raise the standards of living for people world wide, regardless of their levels of education or background. That you don't need Trigonometry and The Calculus to understand how Technology can improve lives."
You should have heard the laughter and relief roll through the crowd and witnessed the standing ovation. You would have thought that I was their candidate and I had just won them the election!
Isn't it amazing the Power we Geeks wield over humanity? Ain't Geek-dom Great!!!
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