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Nope sorry.

"Shoot Me! Shoot Me NOW!!!"
- Daffy Duck
 
I think I have worked with a few of those apes in the past.
 
Well clearly our problem as humans is that we haven't kept our skills up so that we can be competitive and offer what companies really need. We should all be training in the new skills employers need in-house, such as Ape Management, Simian Relations, and Sign Language.

And don't forget boning up on how to properly spit-shine an $800 pair of wingtips. Management wants useful skills from their labor force.
 
I'm sorry dilettante, but Union rules require that wingtips have to cost at $1000 before a Union member can even look at them.

Good Luck
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As a circle of light increases so does the circumference of darkness around it. - Albert Einstein
 
Loafers, on the other hand, have much lower standards, especially if they're imported.

Good Luck
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As a circle of light increases so does the circumference of darkness around it. - Albert Einstein
 
Hmm...I wonder if any of those hiree's have written any shakespeare :)

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