The challenge.....

[gbaughma]

Create a short paragraph that would pass spell check, but be totally wrong.

Here's an example:

Hear is a pair-a-graph that ewe can pass threw a spell checker and knot halve any errors.

Give it a try. It's fun.

Just my 2¢

"What the captain doesn't realize is that we've secretly replaced his Dilithium Crystals with new Folger's Crystals."

--Greg

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[SantaMufasa]

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Mufasa
(aka Dave of Sandy, Utah, USA)
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[Opieo]

Reading these hurts my eyes and brain. =.=

~
“Your request is not unlike your lower intestine: stinky, and loaded with danger.” — Ace Ventura.

 

[flapeyre]

Knot geaux ink two geaux their.

-- Francis
I'd like to change the world, but I can't find the source code.

 

[jebenson]

Owed to a Spell Chequer

I halve a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plane lee marques four my revue
Miss steaks aye ken knot sea

Eye ran this poem threw it
Your sure reel glad two no
It's vary polished in it's weigh
My chequer tolled me sew

A chequer is a bless sing
It freeze yew lodes of thyme
It helps me awl stiles two reed
And aides mi when aye rime

To rite with care is quite a feet
Of witch won should be proud
And wee mussed dew the best wee can
Sew flaws are knot aloud

And now bee cause my spelling
is checked with such grate flare
Their are know faults with in my cite
Of nun eye am a wear

Each frays come posed up on my screen
Eye trussed to be a joule
The chequer poured o'er every word
To cheque sum spelling rule

That's why aye brake in two averse
My righting wants too pleas
Sow now ewe sea wye aye dew prays
Such soft wear for pea seas

-source unknown

I used to rock and roll every night and party every day. Then it was every other day. Now I'm lucky if I can find 30 minutes a week in which to get funky. - Homer Simpson

Arrrr, mateys! Ye needs ta be preparin' yerselves fer Talk Like a Pirate Day!

 

[CajunCenturion]

Their aught too bee many eggs ample of pass ages Bill bye hum a nymphs.

How original can you be?


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[lisaharris]

It is plane two sea that yew ken pass many types of miss spells threw word and it will all ways pass. They’re ken even bee grammar miss steaks that well knot bee flogged.

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[BadBigBen]

Eye C, tat dis ease a we aired threat...

sew eye ad two wright sum ding all sew...

Ben
"If it works don't fix it! If it doesn't use a sledgehammer..."
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[LeeMcCauslin]

Reading these hurts my eyes and brain. =.=

Eye be leave ewe miss pelted "hertz".

"Dyin'? Boy, He can have this little life any time He wants to. Do Ya hear that? Are ya hearin' it? Come on. You're welcome to it, Ol' Timer. Let me know You're up there. Come on. Love me, hate me, kill me, anything. Just let me know it... I'm just standin' in the rain talkin' to myself."

 

[p5wizard]

Know Lea, Ewe miss pelt pelt...

Pea Fife

 

[LeeMcCauslin]

Eye claim poet tick lye sense four region all die elect.

;-)

"Dyin'? Boy, He can have this little life any time He wants to. Do Ya hear that? Are ya hearin' it? Come on. You're welcome to it, Ol' Timer. Let me know You're up there. Come on. Love me, hate me, kill me, anything. Just let me know it... I'm just standin' in the rain talkin' to myself."