Dopehead, ok, i worked on this crazy thing for hours and i must be doing something twice or forgetting a step. here is my entire config minus the isakmp, vpn stuff.
PIX Version 6.3(3)
interface ethernet0 10full
interface ethernet1 100full
interface ethernet2 10full
nameif ethernet0 outside security0
nameif ethernet1 inside security100
nameif ethernet2 dmz security50
hostname pix101
domain-name ourdomain
fixup protocol dns maximum-length 512
fixup protocol ftp 21
fixup protocol h323 h225 1720
fixup protocol h323 ras 1718-1719
fixup protocol http 80
fixup protocol ils 389
fixup protocol rsh 514
fixup protocol rtsp 554
fixup protocol sip 5060
fixup protocol sip udp 5060
fixup protocol skinny 2000
fixup protocol smtp 25
fixup protocol sqlnet 1521
fixup protocol tftp 69
names
access-list acl_dmz_in permit ip 10.5.5.0 255.255.255.0 10.60.4.0 255.255.255.0
access-list acl_dmz_in permit ip 172.16.2.0 255.255.255.0 10.5.5.0 255.255.255.0
access-list acl_dmz_in permit ip 10.60.4.0 255.255.255.0 10.5.5.0 255.255.255.0
access-list acl_dmz_in permit icmp any any echo-reply
access-list acl_dmz_in permit icmp any any
access-list acl_outside_in deny udp any any eq 99
access-list acl_outside_in deny udp any any eq 1434
access-list acl_outside_in deny tcp any any eq 6667
access-list acl_outside_in deny udp any any eq 6667
access-list acl_outside_in deny tcp any any eq 445
access-list acl_outside_in deny tcp any any eq 4444
access-list acl_outside_in deny tcp any any eq 593
access-list nonat permit ip 10.5.5.0 255.255.255.0 10.60.4.0 255.255.255.0
access-list nonat permit ip 10.60.4.0 255.255.255.0 10.5.5.0 255.255.255.0
pager lines 24
icmp permit any echo-reply inside
icmp permit any echo inside
icmp permit any echo dmz
icmp permit any echo-reply dmz
mtu outside 1500
mtu inside 1500
mtu dmz 1500
ip address outside xxx.xxx.1xx.2 255.255.255.224
ip address inside 10.5.5.1 255.255.255.0
ip address dmz 10.60.4.1 255.255.255.0
ip audit info action alarm
ip audit attack action alarm
ip local pool vpn 10.1.1.1-10.1.1.30
ip local pool vendors 192.168.150.1-192.168.150.10
pdm history enable
arp timeout 14400
global (outside) 1 2xx.2xx.1xx.xx0 netmask 255.255.255.224
nat (inside) 0 access-list nonat
nat (inside) 1 0.0.0.0 0.0.0.0 0 0
nat (dmz) 0 access-list nonat
static (dmz,inside) 10.60.4.10 10.5.5.230 netmask 255.255.255.255 0 0
static (dmz,inside) 10.60.4.11 10.5.5.231 netmask 255.255.255.255 0 0
static (dmz,inside) 10.60.4.12 10.5.5.232 netmask 255.255.255.255 0 0
static (dmz,inside) 10.60.4.13 10.5.5.236 netmask 255.255.255.255 0 0
static (dmz,inside) 10.60.4.14 10.5.5.237 netmask 255.255.255.255 0 0
static (dmz,inside) 10.60.4.15 10.5.5.238 netmask 255.255.255.255 0 0
static (dmz,inside) 10.60.4.22 10.5.5.241 netmask 255.255.255.255 0 0
static (dmz,inside) 10.60.4.16 10.5.5.242 netmask 255.255.255.255 0 0
static (dmz,inside) 10.60.4.17 10.5.5.243 netmask 255.255.255.255 0 0
static (dmz,inside) 10.60.4.18 10.5.5.244 netmask 255.255.255.255 0 0
static (dmz,inside) 10.60.4.19 10.5.5.246 netmask 255.255.255.255 0 0
static (dmz,inside) 10.60.4.20 10.5.5.247 netmask 255.255.255.255 0 0
static (dmz,inside) 10.60.4.23 10.5.5.248 netmask 255.255.255.255 0 0
static (inside,dmz) 10.5.5.0 10.5.5.0 netmask 255.255.255.0 0 0
access-group acl_dmz_in in interface dmz
route outside 0.0.0.0 0.0.0.0 2xx.2xx.x0.xx2 1
route dmz 172.16.2.0 255.255.255.0 10.60.4.2 1
timeout xlate 3:00:00
timeout conn 1:00:00 half-closed 0:10:00 udp 0:02:00 rpc 0:10:00 h225 1:00:00
timeout h323 0:05:00 mgcp 0:05:00 sip 0:30:00 sip_media 0:02:00
timeout uauth 0:05:00 absolute
aaa-server TACACS+ protocol tacacs+
aaa-server RADIUS protocol radius
aaa-server LOCAL protocol local
ntp server 128.227.205.3 source outside
no snmp-server location
no snmp-server contact
snmp-server community public
no snmp-server enable traps
floodguard enable
telnet 10.5.5.0 255.255.255.0 inside
telnet timeout 5
ssh 0.0.0.0 0.0.0.0 outside
ssh 10.5.5.0 255.255.255.0 inside
ssh timeout 20
console timeout 0
dhcpd address 10.5.5.50-10.5.5.150 inside
dhcpd dns xx.xx.xx.xx
dhcpd lease 3600
dhcpd ping_timeout 750
dhcpd domain ourdomain
dhcpd enable inside
terminal width 80