RedirectMatch + Rewrite Rule on 1/2 Ports?

[wendi88]

Hi- I can't find a solution to satisfy *both* of the following scenarios with Redirect & ReWrite with only port 80 accessible externally.

1. If URL =

http://www.preschool88.com,

forward to:

http://www.preschool88.com/index.htm

(preschool homepage)

2. IF URL =

http://www.preschool88.com/intranet,

redirect to localhost:8080/intranet (or 127.0.0.1:8080/intranet) but display

http://www.preschool88.com/intranet

(private teacher area)

3. (Optional, but bonus points) Display the homepage without the "index.htm"

Here's what I have
==================

Listen 80
...
NameVirtualHost *:80

<VirtualHost *:80>
RedirectMatch permanent ^/$

http://www.preschool88.com/index.htm

</VirtualHost>

<VirtualHost *:80>
ServerAdmin admin@preschool88.com
ServerName

http://www.preschool88.com

RewriteEngine On
RewriteRule ^/(.*)

http://127.0.0.1:8080/VirtualHostBase/http/www.preschool88.com:80/intranet/VirtualHostRoot/$1

[L,P]
</VirtualHost>

<VirtualHost *:80>
DocumentRoot /var/

http://www/html

ServerName 127.0.0.1
</VirtualHost>

ErrorDocument 404 /error.htm

===================

I'm hoping someone out there will save me!
Still looking through FAQs...

Thanks!
-Wendi

(Apache on Linux/Fedora Core 5)