One of the best puns I have heard.

[SkipVought]

Unfortunately, this is a WRITTEN medium; not the best for this kind of humor.

Three brothers decide to buy a cattle ranch. However they cannot agree on the name for their ranch. So they decide to ask their dad for a name.

They explain the circumstances as described above and he replied, "It's simply quite obvious. Your ranch ought to be named 'Focus.'"

"And why is that?" they supplicated.

"Because, Focus is where the [white]sun's/sons rays/raise meet/meat[/white]!"

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[Dimandja]

Buh... buh... I got it!... nah... I didn't got it... Can you explain please?

 

[SkipVought]

[white]
Do you understand that 

1. [b]focus[/b] is where the [b]sun's rays meet[/b], if you were using a magnifying glass and focusing the sun, as a light source, on a pile of straw, for instance, in order to ignite it.

or

2. [b]Focus[/b] would be the name of the ranch where the [b]sons[/b], the three brothers, [b]raise[/b] cattle to be eventually slaughtered for [b]meat[/b].
[/white]

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[sub]
[red]Be advised:[/red]
Alcohol and Calculus do not mix!
If you drink, don't derive! [/sub]

 

[strongm]

Of course, if one has to explain a pun...

 

[SkipVought]

O-pun the door!

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[sub]
[red]Be advised:[/red]
Alcohol and Calculus do not mix!
If you drink, don't derive! [/sub]