Obsuring the Obvious

[SkipVought]

Take a common phrase or ditty and over-enhance the words or direct meaning in order to "delay the enemy!"

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Thrice propel you craft,
In a tender manner with the prevailing current.
With triple merriment
Proclaim the ethereal nature of existence.
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[highlight white][white]Row, row, row your boat...[/white][/highlight]

Skip,

_{[red]Be advised:[/red] Researchers have found another Descartes trueism, "Cogito ergo spud."
"I think; therefore, I YAM!}

 

[snuv]

Indicate the way to my habitual abode
I'm fatigued and I wish to retire
I had some light refreshment thirty minutes ago
And its gone right to my [deep breath] cerebellum cavity
Where-ever I may perambulate
By land or sea or aqua under-pressure
You will always hear me articulate this melody
Indicate the way to my habitual abode

[COLOR=white white]Show me the way to go home[/color]

"If it could have gone wrong earlier and it didn't, it ultimately would have been beneficial for it to have." : Murphy's Ultimate Corollary

 

[ESquared]

We've done this before!

Ditties Transformed

There, SkipVought said:

Thrice propel your craft
With smoothness in the natural direction of liquid flow.
Thrice with ecstatic delirium;
Existence is only a delusion.