NORAD tracking Santa rather than ICBM's

[SkipVought]

http://www.noradsanta.org

Skip,

_{When a diminutive clarvoyant had disappeared from detention, headlines read...
Small Medium at Large}

 

[SantaMufasa]

Skip,

I had always learned that due to the lack of central heating, Eskimos had "ICBMs". <grin>

Mufasa
(aka Dave of Sandy, Utah, USA)
[I provide low-cost, remote Database Administration services: www.dasages.com]

 

[SkipVought]

OUCH!

Skip,

_{When a diminutive clarvoyant had disappeared from detention, headlines read...
Small Medium at Large}

 

[SkipVought]

For any guy, I can only imagine, a polar job like that, rec'd h'm fer life!

Skip,

_{When a diminutive clarvoyant had disappeared from detention, headlines read...
Small Medium at Large}

 

[IknowMe]

<GROAN>

[small]Sometimes you gotta leave your zone of safety. You have to manufacture Inspirado. You gotta get out of the apartment. You've got to run with the wolves. You've got to dive into the ocean and fight with the sharks. Or just treat yourself to a delicious hot fudge sundae........ with nuts. - Jack Black[/small]

 

[IknowMe]

To depreciate this thread a bit further I offer the following.

A biologist from the North Pole was showing a new recruit the ropes of a polar bear radio tracking program. The new recruit said, "I know how the transmitters work, but I have one question--how do you catch the polar bears in the first place?" "I bet you use high-powered tranquilizer dart guns, right?"

"Oh no!" the experienced biologist replied, "we use an ancient Eskimo technique, developed centuries ago. First, we dig a huge hole in the ice. Next, we place a circle of green peas all the way around the hole. Then, we go hide behind some ice blocks and wait. Finally, when a polar bear comes up to take a pea, we kick him in the ice-hole !!!"

I first heard this joke from my then third grader. He had heard it from his teacher.



[small]Sometimes you gotta leave your zone of safety. You have to manufacture Inspirado. You gotta get out of the apartment. You've got to run with the wolves. You've got to dive into the ocean and fight with the sharks. Or just treat yourself to a delicious hot fudge sundae........ with nuts. - Jack Black[/small]