More Tom Swifites 1

[CajunCenturion]

A continuation of Thread1256-1013476

Let's keep delivering the swifties, he offered as he served up a new thread.

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[blutekhnd]

I can't hold on", he said through clenched teeth.

 

[tgreer]

I've always been fascinated by canals", Tom said eerily. "The way you say that raises the hair on my neck", she replied sensationally. "Speaking of your hair, what shampoo do you use? It smells wonderful.", Tom said, suavely. "It always curls up like wool around canals", she told him sheepishly.

"Speaking of canals...", he said elliptically.

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[ChrisHunt]

First I jumped out of the cockpit, then I pulled the rip-cord...", Tom explained

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[MakeItSo]

Breathtaking!" Tom exhaled.
"Ave Caesar!" the centurion exhailed
"This is the bomb!" Tom exploded
"Don't jump the gun on this!" Tom shot out

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[ChrisHunt]

It's a picture of a light emitting diode", Tom drawled.

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[ChrisHunt]

It's a sixteenth of a pound", Tom announced.

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[LFI]

I haven't eaten carbs in 6 months. No, 7," Tom recounted.

 

[sbudzynski]

I need to renew my membership at the country club," Steve remembered.

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[sbudzynski]

The mouse can't find the cheese," Tom said with aMAZEment.

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[ChrisHunt]

If I'd run a little faster, I'd have got the bronze medal", Tom held forth.

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[LFI]

Perfect, Chris!

 

[tsdragon]

He hates being called anything but Theodore," Tom noted.

"My watering pail is empty," Tom spouted.

"Your windshield is broken," Tom cracked.

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[LFI]

No one knows this yet, but I'm the one who released the prisoner" Tom sprung.

 

[AnotherHiggins]

The Times has gone out of business!" Tom expressed.



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[AnotherHiggins]

You're not allowed to let your dog do that here," Tom bantered.


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[ChrisHunt]

I don't think we should grow conifers here", Tom opined.

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[snuv]

Earlier I was a Knight, then a marquis, but I can now count myself a duke" Tom swifitly retitled

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[PaulTEG]

I was in the ring, and there seemed to be a good amount of head clashes", Tom rebutted

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[ChrisHunt]

two plus two equals four", Tom added.

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