LWP 501 Protocol scheme 'http' is not supported

[MrCBofBCinTX]

I have a command line script that works great.
I use it to search for new things at certain sites.

Since it is not local, I decided that it would be great to move it to my web server, which is strictly mod_perl, apache 1.3 and chrooted.
Everything else already has a web app, this would make everything web browser accessible.

So far I just cannot get the right modules pre-loaded to get my requests to work. I have tried adding everything I could find under HTTP and URI, but still no luck. And LWP is working fine from command line version.
Almost identical version under apache fails at same spots.

I use cookies, which are already tested as OK.

Any ideas? I will post code if no one knows that obvious secret I am missing.

I have come up with preloading: (not exactly in this order)

 use Apache::RegistryBB();
 use Apache::Request();
 use Apache::Cookie();
 use HTML::Entities();
 use Encode();
 use Date::Format();
 use Mail::RFC822::Address();
 use List::Util();
 use Getopt::Std();
 use MIME::Parser();
 use Mail::POP3Client();
 use HTML::Tagset();
 use HTML::Parser();
 use HTML::TreeBuilder();
 use Image::Info();
 use Cwd();
 use Apache::DBI();
 use DBD::Pg();
 use Carp::Heavy();
 use Exporter();
 use File::Copy();
 use Apache::AuthCookie::Util();
 use Apache::AuthCookie();
require qw(unicore/Heavy.pl);
require qw(unicore/PVA.pl);
require qw(unicore/Exact.pl);
require qw(unicore/Canonical.pl);
require qw(unicore/To/Fold.pl);
require qw(unicore/lib/gc_sc/SpacePer.pl);
require qw(utf8_heavy.pl);
 use Apache::Constants();
 use Apache::Connection();
 use Apache::File();
 use Apache::Util();
 use Apache();
 use POSIX();
 use IPC::Run();
 use Digest::MD5();
 use Time::HiRes();
 use GD();
 use Unicode::Normalize();
 use Mail::Sender();
 use MIME::QuotedPrint();
use LWP::UserAgent();
use HTTP::Cookies();
use HTTP::Config();
use URI();
use Carp ();
use URI::Escape ();
use URI::_foreign();
use URI::_generic();
use URI::_query();
use URI::_server();
use URI::URL();
use URI::http();
use CGI();
use CGI::Carp();