Linux distro for minimalized(sorta) laptop

[Titan12022]

I have an Dell Inspiron 3000 laptop with no floppy drive nor CD-rom drive, 200Mhz, 32MB of RAM, and a 4GB HD
It does have a serial port, a parellel port and a usb port that work.
I need a distro of linux that I can install on it that will run X-Windows and Open Office.
(if possible also be able to fool my sister into thinking it is windows, but not a requirement)

 

[Chacalinc]

take a look to

http://www.tek-tips.com/viewthread.cfm?qid=1028390&page=1

 

[TonyGroves]

I don't think OpenOffice will run on 32MB. Even with 64MB a modern version will struggle.

 

[franklin97355]

Google Puppy Linux