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[CajunCenturion]

Programmers never die, they just get a terminal illness.
Golfers never die, they just lose their swing.
Ship Captains never lose their pay, they only get docked.

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[gmmastros]

Golfers never diet, they just exist on greens.

-George

Strong and bitter words indicate a weak cause. - Fortune cookie wisdom

 

[tsdragon]

Lawyers never die, they just lose their appeal.

Tracy Dryden

Meddle not in the affairs of dragons,
For you are crunchy, and good with mustard.

 

[SantaMufasa]

Old Accountants never die, they just lose their balance.

And I recall there was the one about "Old truckers never die..."

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[sbudzynski]

OLD WHEELS never die, they just get retired.

OLD TEACHERS never die, they just lose their class.

OLD TEACHERS never die, they just wipe the slate clean.

OLD TIRE INSTALLERS never die, they just go down the tubes.

OLD TRASH HAULERS never die, they just get down in the dumps.

OLD STEELMAKERS never die, they just lose their temper.

OLD SAILORS never die, they just smell that way.

OLD PROGRAMMERS never die, they just loose their memory.

OLD MATHEMATICIANS never die, they just disintegrate.

OLD KLEPTOMANIACS never die, they just can't help themselves.

OLD GOLFERS never die, they just lose their balls.

OLD GOLFERS never die, they just putter away.

OLD GRUNGE ROCKERS never die, they just cut their hair, and nobody recognizes them.

OLD HOOKERS never die, they just get laid off.

Steve Budzynski

 

[AnotherHiggins]

Old hippies never die, they just smell that way.

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[AnotherHiggins]

Upholsterers never die, they just never recover.

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[AnotherHiggins]

Old house-painters never die, they just kick the bucket.

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[CosmoKramer]

Old doctors never die, they just lose their patience.

Si hoc legere scis, nimis eruditionis habes

 

[AnotherHiggins]

Old doctors never die, they just become old golfers, who, in turn, never die, they just putter out

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[TheRambler]

Old programmers never die, they just byte the dust.
Old programmers never die, they just don't 'C' so good.
BASIC programmers never die, they GOSUB and don't RETURN.
COBOL programmers never die, they just STOP RUN.

 

[SilentAiche]

Pro "grammers" didn't die, they just metric their maker.

Tim

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[deputydoofy]

16 Aug 05 12:28
Old hippies never die, they just smell that way.

I couldn't help but burst out laughing from this one.

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