I suppose this is one way to make an impression.

This is from a spammer . . .

Hi I am working as a full-time academic consultant with xxxxxxxxxxxxxx. we providing assignment help in USA to university or students. I served the stressed students residing in Australia for more than 5 years and hold excellent writing skills and provides guidance to the academic scholars and students.

James P. Cottingham
I'm number 1,229!
I'm number 1,229!

 

[kray4660]

For someone with excellent writing skills, I think they need to work with the English language a bit more ('I served the stressed students').

 

[IPGuru]

Well I suppose any student who cannot not see how bad this is can only benefit from the service


Do things on the cheap & it will cost you dear

 

[SkipVought]

Nice alliteration.

Skip,
[sub]
Just traded in my OLD subtlety...
for a NUance![/sub]