Great Moments in Management

[Thadeus]

I just had the help desk assign a ticket to me erroneously... However, the request itself caught my attention:

Details : Please open the attached file and terminate users assigned to your group

Now that's authorization like I've never seen before


~Thadeus

 

[flapeyre]

Just forward that memo to the Governor of California.

Tibi gratias agimus quod nihil fumas.

 

[cjelec]

That does sound like a hitman job, what work are you into???

Where you on the list?
I would watch your back for a while... :-(

:-D :-D

 

[sleipnir214]

I think the title of the thread should be "Great Moments in Manglement"



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[CajunCenturion]

I hope the memo wasn't meant for your boss.

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[SantaMufasa]

I wonder if the ticket originator was the same person that, while trying to teach his son some carpentery, said:

You hold the hammer; I'll hold the nail; when I nod my head, you hit it.

Mufasa
(aka Dave of Sandy, Utah, USA)
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[flapeyre]

Or the headline writer who wrote this:

GRANDMOTHER OF EIGHT
MAKES HOLE IN ONE​

Tibi gratias agimus quod nihil fumas.

 

[2ffat]

I read somewhere some odd answers to a computer science quiz that dealt with computer operations. The correct answer was, "run program and execute operator's instructions." Someone wrote:

Run program and execute user.

I wonder if the same person who answered the question also wrote the help ticket?

James P. Cottingham
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