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Great Moments in Management

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Thadeus

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Jan 16, 2002
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I just had the help desk assign a ticket to me erroneously... However, the request itself caught my attention:
ticket said:
Details : Please open the attached file and terminate users assigned to your group

Now that's authorization like I've never seen before :)
[machinegun] [3eyes][bigcheeks][lipstick][sleeping2]

~Thadeus
 
Just forward that memo to the Governor of California[rofl].

Tibi gratias agimus quod nihil fumas.

 
That does sound like a hitman job, what work are you into???

Where you on the list?
I would watch your back for a while... :-(

:-D :-D
 
I hope the memo wasn't meant for your boss.

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I wonder if the ticket originator was the same person that, while trying to teach his son some carpentery, said:
Manglement Dad said:
You hold the hammer; I'll hold the nail; when I nod my head, you hit it.

[santa]Mufasa
(aka Dave of Sandy, Utah, USA)
[I provide low-cost, remote Database Administration services: www.dasages.com]
 
Or the headline writer who wrote this:

GRANDMOTHER OF EIGHT
MAKES HOLE IN ONE

Tibi gratias agimus quod nihil fumas.

 
I read somewhere some odd answers to a computer science quiz that dealt with computer operations. The correct answer was, "run program and execute operator's instructions." Someone wrote:
Run program and execute user.

I wonder if the same person who answered the question also wrote the help ticket?

James P. Cottingham
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I'm number 1,229![/sup]
 
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