Father Of The Bride Speech

[MeGustaXL]

Hi,

My daughter's getting married later this year, so I'm starting my Father Of The Bride speech.

Any hints/tips/jokes or special lines I can use?

Chris

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[Andrzejek]

Whatever you do, do not say what Rowan Atkinson said here


---- Andy

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[holdmusic34]

ladies and gentlemen, and the rest of you.
If i could just say a few words... I'd be a better public speaker.

Compliment the bride. Compliment the lovely bridesmaids who look wonderful tonight. Welcome to the family to the son.
Make a joke about shes yours now. here's the keys. no warranty, no receipt. Toast to the lovely couple.
As for the rest of you, Party on dudes!

Sit down and shut up.

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[mintjulep]

Recount some memories that reflect on the best qualities of your daughter.

Basic recipe is Good quality --> example.

Remember that the day is about her, not you. Do not say "I remember when my daughter helped a lost puppy." Rather, say "My daughter is kind and compassionate. For example, when she was 10 she helped a lost puppy."

 

[gbaughma]

You could make a joke about the dowry finally being big enough... XD

Other than that, I think Holdmusic nailed it.


Just my $.02

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