Enterprise Messaging 3

[Stella740pl]

I've received an e-mail with a PowerPoint poster attachment from our internal Enterprise Messaging Group. I couldn't resist sharing it.
The name of the file is Domestic Violence Invitation.ppt. It contains the following text (I tried to preserve the location of the text on the page, too):

[tt]
October is National Domestic Violence Month

Please Join

Administration - Research & Training
for a
Domestic Violence Lunch & Learn

An informative presentation followed by a panel discussion
with Q and A

[date, time, location][/tt]

 

[p5wizard]

Is it with fists-on training? Can I join too?

p5 ;-)

 

[hjgoldstein]

with Q and A

Wot...No S and M?

 

[tcsbiz]

Here's a star for you, Stella.

 

[Stella740pl]

Tcbiz, thanks.
But really, it wasn't me who wrote this. ;-)

 

[Trevoke]

So either you're getting a new HR person or you're in for a surprise .. Or a treat, depending on your point of view.

Tao Te Ching Discussions : Chapter 9 (includes links to previous chapters)
What is the nature of conflict?

 

[2ffat]

Domestic Violence Lunch" -- Sounds like he/she with the biggest fist get the lunch and everybody else goes hungry with a black eye.



James P. Cottingham
^{I'm number 1,229!
I'm number 1,229!}

 

[SkipVought]

Serving...

Blackeyed Peas and Punch.

Skip,

_{Just traded in my old subtlety...
for a NUANCE!}

 

[SkipVought]

...and maybe have "Punch & Judy" for entertainment.

I can vividly remember seeing a P & J show some 60 years ago, where Punch ended up in sausage casing, his life ground to a halt!

Skip,

_{Just traded in my old subtlety...
for a NUANCE!}

 

[donbott]

That's the wurst joke I ev........

DonBott

 

[LeeMcCauslin]

You are both brats.

"Dyin'? Boy, He can have this little life any time He wants to. Do Ya hear that? Are ya hearin' it? Come on. You're welcome to it, Ol' Timer. Let me know You're up there. Come on. Love me, hate me, kill me, anything. Just let me know it... I'm just standin' in the rain talkin' to myself."

 

[flapeyre]

What.. no link to the story?

-- Francis
I'd like to change the world, but I can't find the source code.

 

[SkipVought]

"Our Wurst is the Best!"

You never sausage a mess!

Skip,

_{Just traded in my old subtlety...
for a NUANCE!}

 

[SantaMufasa]

On our local educational channel, they've been presenting a series on alternative life styles. Last week's was on "S & M". I asked colleague if he had seen the programme. He said, "No, I was tied up." I then asked him if he even knew what "S & M" is, and he says, "Beats me."

Mufasa
(aka Dave of Sandy, Utah, USA)
[I provide low-cost, remote Database Administration services: www.dasages.com]
“Beware of those that seek to protect you from harm or risk. The cost will be your freedoms and your liberty.”

 

[Trevoke]

SantaMufasa (or, as you shall henceforth be known, S&M), I honestly cannot tell if you're joking or not ;-)

Tao Te Ching Discussions : Chapter 9 (includes links to previous chapters)
What is the nature of conflict?

 

[SkipVought]

Was he ever a Majority Whip, a Leatherneck or a chain smoker?

Skip,

_{Just traded in my old subtlety...
for a NUANCE!}

 

[robmazco]

Lunch AND entertainment...

 

[BadBigBen]

Geeze, I bet they serve Knucklesandwich and Slappingjacks for lunch...

Santa - I probably would've fallen off my chair, shedding tears from laughing so hard, if I had overheard that conversation...

Ben
"If it works don't fix it! If it doesn't use a sledgehammer..."
How to ask a question, when posting them to a professional forum.
Only ask questions with yes/no answers if you want "yes" or "no"

 

[Olaf Doschke]

Are they AWARE of anything at all?

Bye, Olaf.

 

[Olaf Doschke]

I bet this Lunch is in the spirit of Ghandi - Ghandi II:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QfvLcozLwtE

Bye, Olaf.