Did you ever have one of those customers?

[cresbydotcom]

the Pheasant Pluckers Pick

I'm not a present pedant
I'm a pleasant peasant's pun.
I only cry critique when:
the pedant antic's done.

© Cresby(.com) 2008

There I feel a lot better already.


there is a tide in the affairs of man that you Cnut ignore.................

 

[BobRodes]

The Pedantic Pedagogue's Primer

Be not a pleasant pedant
But a plangent curmudgeon.
It's pitiless practice all the way
Till pedagogy's done.

There, now so do I.

 

[gbaughma]

I'm not a pheasant plucker,
or a pheasant plucker's son,
but I'll keep on plucking pheasants
'till the pheasant plucking's done!

(Jeez... that was even hard to TYPE correctly!)



Just my 2¢
-Cole's Law: Shredded cabbage

--Greg

http://parallel.tzo.com

 

[BobRodes]

Frankie Pfeiffer fletched a flock of fickle pheasants...

 

[Michael52x]

A cunning array of stunts!
Lingual manipulation always has a phleasant effect.

"Impatience will reward you with dissatisfaction" RMS Cosmics'97

 

[ascotta]

Is that not the difference between a magicians wand and a policemans truncheon ?

One is for cunning stunts.
The other hangs at the policemans side. (obviously)

[blue] A perspective from the other side!![/blue]

Cheers
Scott

 

[Thadeus]

well, my old man was a cotton pickin', finger lickin' chicken plucker, whaddya think about that?

~Thadeus

 

[sha76]

I think you should all be quite & stop disturbing the oysters, because a noise annoys an oyster, a noisy noise annoys an oyster most.

"Your rock is eroding wrong." -Dogbert

 

[KornGeek]

Frankie Pfeiffer fletched a flock of fickle pheasants...

I can't read this without hearing Daffy Duck's voice.

 

[philhege]

I saw him at Morton's fish sauce shop,
Mimicking him hiccupping and welcoming him in.

(Anyone remember the board game PassOut[sup]TM[/sup]?)

Oh, and the difference between Britney Spears and the Suez Canal?

Spoiler

One's a busy ditch.

 

[KornGeek]

Phil,

Which one? ;-)

 

[Michael52x]

gbaughma, do you listen to the Mark & Brian show on KLOS?
ascotta, no it's not a club! a stunning array of c**ts!
Now, about those customers.????????????

"Impatience will reward you with dissatisfaction" RMS Cosmics'97

 

[gbaughma]

Speaking of customers....

Anyone read

http://www.customerssuck.com

?



Just my 2¢
-Cole's Law: Shredded cabbage

--Greg

http://parallel.tzo.com

 

[MeGustaXL]

Try thaying:

The sixth Sheik's sixth sheep's sick

in Daffy Duck'th voith

Darn! thumbody path me a tithue!!



Chris

So you ride yourselves over the fields,
and you make all your animal deals,
and your wise men don't know how it feels...

Ian Anderson

 

[BobRodes]

I'm reading

http://www.customerssuck.com

and finding myself entranced! This is very funny stuff.