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Assistants, Assumptions and Lavatories

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SkipVought

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In forum1551, thread1551-1615274, while sitting and ruminating upon the impact of the thread title, I thought a list might be in order for you to augment.

To kick it off, in lieu of lavatory...

The Circle of Lav

All You Need is Lav

You Made Me Lav You

When You Fall In Lav (frightening!)



Skip,
[sub]
[glasses]Just traded in my old subtlety...
for a NUANCE![tongue][/sub]
 
A few:

Lav Is a Many Spendored Thing.

Lav Me Tender ( with Charmin UltraSoft maybe?)

Lav Me or Leave Me ( At least when I am done)








[profile]

To Paraphrase:"The Help you get is proportional to the Help you give.."
 
Lav Stinks

Lav The One Your With

Only Lav Can Break A Heart

"It is better to have lav'd and lost than to never have lav'd"


 
A lavely lav circle haiki:

I've got to go now!
Go this way the sign points me.
Oh where will it end?
 
Laving me, Laving you

Meet her at the Lav Parade
(probably not in very good taste after the events this year)

Lav is in the air

Crazy little thing called Lav

And the unfortunate sequel to Skip's last suggestion:
Falling in Lav again

Annihilannic.
 
Lav me lav my bog

It is time for pacifists to stand up and fight for their beliefs.
 
Lav Shack (how appropriate!)

Satellite of Lav (?!? - the mind boggles)

Addicted to Lav (why else do we keep coming back?)

Radar Lav (the high-tech version)

Somebody to Lav

Everlasting Lav

Alright, that's enough... enough!!

Annihilannic.
 
Lav is Lavlier the second time around

It is time for pacifists to stand up and fight for their beliefs.
 
Lav Hurts (when constipated)

The internet - allowing those who don't know what they're talking about to have their say.
 
I lav a lassie
A bonnie hielan' lassie

It is time for pacifists to stand up and fight for their beliefs.
 
I tried... but I couldn't resist a couple more:

Bring me a higher Lav

I'd Do Anything for Lav (But I Won't Do That)


Annihilannic.
 
Hi,
and this one:

Lav is All Around (but guys still miss, somehow!)



[profile]

To Paraphrase:"The Help you get is proportional to the Help you give.."
 


Lav is Wonderful, the Second Time Around. (needed some assistance!)



Skip,
[sub]
[glasses]Just traded in my old subtlety...
for a NUANCE![tongue][/sub]
 

I wonder wonder who, be-do-do who

Who Wrote the Book of Lav?


Chapter 1 says you lav her,

You lav her with all your heart....

Skip,
[sub]
[glasses]Just traded in my old subtlety...
for a NUANCE![tongue][/sub]
 


Bury Me Deep in Lav *choke*

Skip,
[sub]
[glasses]Just traded in my old subtlety...
for a NUANCE![tongue][/sub]
 
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