A conversation in a restaurant, between a Patron & Waiter.

[SkipVought]

[tt]
P: L.O.
[HIGHLIGHT WHITE][WHITE]Hello [/WHITE][/HIGHLIGHT]
W: L.O.
[HIGHLIGHT WHITE][WHITE]Hello[/WHITE][/HIGHLIGHT]
P: F.U.N.E.M?
[HIGHLIGHT WHITE][WHITE]Have you any ham?[/WHITE][/HIGHLIGHT]
W: S.V.F.M.
[HIGHLIGHT WHITE][WHITE]Yes we have ham.[/WHITE][/HIGHLIGHT]
P: F.U.N.E.X?
[HIGHLIGHT WHITE][WHITE]Have you any eggs?[/WHITE][/HIGHLIGHT]
W: P.T.V.F.0.N.E.X.
[HIGHLIGHT WHITE][WHITE]Pity we have not any eggs.[/WHITE][/HIGHLIGHT]
P: O.L.
[HIGHLIGHT WHITE][WHITE]Oh well.[/WHITE][/HIGHLIGHT]
W: O.8.V.F.B.10.X!
[HIGHLIGHT WHITE][WHITE]Oh wait! We have beaten eggs![/WHITE][/HIGHLIGHT]
P: O.K.M.N.X.
[HIGHLIGHT WHITE][WHITE]Okay ham and eggs.[/WHITE][/HIGHLIGHT]
W: 1.X.N.M!
[HIGHLIGHT WHITE][WHITE]One eggs and ham![/WHITE][/HIGHLIGHT]
P: O.8! I.Z.M.N.X!
[HIGHLIGHT WHITE][WHITE]Oh wait! I said ham and eggs[/WHITE][/HIGHLIGHT]
W: O.K. 1.M.N.X!
[HIGHLIGHT WHITE][WHITE]Okay One ham and eggs![/WHITE][/HIGHLIGHT]
[/tt]
adapted from a Benny Hill routine.

Skip,

_{Just traded in my old subtlety...
for a NUANCE!}

 

[strongm]

Benny Hill? I'm pretty certain it was the Two Ronnies' classic "Swedish Made Simple" sketch

 

[SkipVought]

I suppose it could have been. Many moons ago. Maybe I got the nationality.

Skip,

_{Just traded in my old subtlety...
for a NUANCE!}

 

[p5wizard]

2.R.&.1.S.C.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zkWMcRlE1mQ

HTH,

p5wizard

 

[Noway2]

This reminds me of a sign that was posted in the first place I worked. The sign read:

MRDUCKS
MRNOTDUCKS
OSAR
CDEDBDWINGS

 

[traingamer]

MRDUCKS
MRNOTDUCKS
OSAR
CDEDBDWINGS

You left off the ending:

LIB [hide]Well I'll Be[/hide]
MRDUCKS

Greg
People demand freedom of speech as a compensation for the freedom of thought which they seldom use. Kierkegaard

 

[SkipVought]

M.R.0.DUCKS!
[HIGHLIGHT WHITE][WHITE]Them are not ducks![/white][/highlight]
O.S.A.R! U.X.M.N.M.N.C.
[HIGHLIGHT WHITE][WHITE]Oh yes they are! You examine them and see.[/white][/highlight]
O.I.C. D.R.DUCKS; L.F.M!
[HIGHLIGHT WHITE][WHITE]Oh, I see. They are ducks; all of them![/white][/highlight]


Skip,

_{Just traded in my old subtlety...
for a NUANCE!}

 

[kwbMitel]

Noway and Traingamer:

The ending in my version of that is: (Think Newfoundlander Accent)
[hide]Whale oil beef hooked[/hide]

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What's most important is that you realise ... There is no spoon.

 

[SkipVought]

There IS f in beef!

Skip,

_{Just traded in my old subtlety...
for a NUANCE!}

 

[Noway2]

There IS f in beef!

An old lady goes to the grocery store and asks an employee where the broccoli is at. The clerk responds that there is a shortage of broccoli and that they won't have any for at least a week.

The next day, the same lady comes back and asks the same clerk where the broccoli is. The clerk, again, explains that there is a broccoli shortage.

The same thing happens the next day, and then again on the fourth day.

On the fifth day, the lady comes back and asks the same clerk about the broccoli. The clerk changes tactics and says:

"You know how the word DOG is contained in dogmatic?"
The lady thinks and says yes.
"And the word CAT is contained in catastrophe?"
The lady thinks and says yes.
"And that there is an F in the word broccoli?"
The lady thinks, really hard, and replies:
"There is no F in Broccoli"
to which the clerk responds, "That is what I have been trying to tell you!"

 

[mscallisto]

Actually it was two young southern boys at a pond

MRDUX
MRNOT
SMR CMWANGS
LILLB
MRDUX

Them are ducks
Them are not
Yes them are See them wings
Well I'll be
Them are ducks

 

[hotfusion]

And then there's:
LOLOICAQ. I82QB4IP.

Regards, Andy.
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