“Geek” feelings? 1

[albagirl]

I’ve been in IT for almost four years and recently caught myself using certain words when describing my feelings like:
“Other eyes only click me, but yours double-click my soul”
or
“I want to touch you, need to ground”

I mean ... am I sill "normal"?

 

[thekl0wn]

Saw a friend from high school while boating yesterday, and I was impressed with the bikini... Told her we should instantiate a relationship.

My last programming class had a very attractive girl in it, and she was asking me a question about dynamically creating code. She could've been 400+ lbs, and it still would've turned me on!

 

[SantaMufasa]

Told her we should instantiate a relationship.

So, you tried to match her Primary Key with your Foreign Key? Or did you end up with just an Outer Join?


Mufasa
(aka Dave of Sandy, Utah, USA)
[I provide low-cost, remote Database Administration services: www.dasages.com]

 

[Rofeu]

or a Self Join??

 

[thekl0wn]

I tried matching the keys up for an Inner Join, but got an "Out of Range" exception, so I had to rollback to the Self Join.

 

[Trevoke]

In a slightly different vein.. I had this thought last night, and told the SO, that "foreplay is like kata : it's not what you do.. It's what you don't do".

Tao Te Ching Discussions : Chapter 6 (includes links to previous chapters)

 

[SantaMufasa]

At the expense of any subtlety, did you finally do a UNION, a UNION ALL, or an INTERSECT?

Mufasa
(aka Dave of Sandy, Utah, USA)
[I provide low-cost, remote Database Administration services: www.dasages.com]

 

[AnotherHiggins]

Oh! Maybe he pulled off an ever-elusive one-to-many join?

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[Trevoke]

It was a union, but the query blanked her mental database a lot so we stopped eventually.

Tao Te Ching Discussions : Chapter 7(includes links to previous chapters)

 

[SkipVought]

There he/she goes into one of their cartesian join binges again -- inner, outer, left, right; doesn't matter! Swings both ways! EVERYBODY's in trouble!

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[SkipVought]

After an ALTER call, he/she had a mass conversion.

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[gbaughma]

After an ALTER call, he/she had a mass conversion.

Grooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooan.



Just my 2¢
-ARRGH! All my clothes are wrinkled! Oh, the irony!

--Greg

http://parallel.tzo.com

 

[SkipVought]

I LIVE for the groans! ;-)

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[SkipVought]

....after all,....

I have groan-up feelings!

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[CajunCenturion]

In other words, he worships puns.

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[Gooser]

You want me to insert my thumb-drive where!?!?

--Gooser

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[thekl0wn]

One of the worst lines I've heard used... I'd like to stick my 1 in your 0.