...and is able to compare them as actual dates to today, giving me the next date after today.
=MIN(IF(MID(A2,(ROW(INDIRECT("1:"&(LEN(A2)+1)/20))-1)*20+1,19)+0>=TODAY(),MID(A2,(ROW(INDIRECT("1:"&(LEN(A2)+1)/20))-1)*20+1,19)+0))
And while this formula works in Excel, I ultimately will need...