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  1. KornGeek

    Librarian wants to ban 5-time reading champ from contest

    I'm with CC. We don't know the whole story. Maybe they have a policy against speaking to the press. Maybe she was chronically late to work. Maybe one million other possibilities were in play. It looks like she was fired so they could simply put this whole incident behind them and move on...
  2. KornGeek

    Librarian wants to ban 5-time reading champ from contest

    kwbMitel, You seem to object strongly to the use of the word "loser" to describe people who do not win. While this word can have strong negative connotations (more of "failure in life"), it can also be used simply as the opposite of "winner". When one person wins a competition, they are the...
  3. KornGeek

    When is a Square not a Square?

    As an estimate, I would say 640 * Pi * (the radius of the watering arm in miles)^2.
  4. KornGeek

    When is a Square not a Square?

    [Drifting a bit off topic due to curiosity] With a central pivot irrigation system, wouldn't the crops near the center of the circle get much more heavily watered than the crops near the outside of the circle (due to the fact that the watering pipe covers a smaller amount of land per rotation...
  5. KornGeek

    Literally is no longer Literally

    My head literally exploded (according to the new definition).
  6. KornGeek

    I have no hope

    Out of curiosity, what path in life do you believe would have made you happier? Do you believe there is something about the I.T. industry in particular that has led to your current lack of hope? Or is it the lack of mentors and guidance that very well could have been the same for you...
  7. KornGeek

    We're not the only ones . .

    I had a boss that asked me if I had run a "tracer t". I had no idea what he was talking about until I saw him type "tracert". At work, I waffle back and forth on the pronunciation of "SQL" ("Sequel" vs. "S.Q.L.").
  8. KornGeek

    I have no hope

    I was hesitant on endorsing particular sites, because I didn't want to appear as spam, but since you requested, I thought plentyoffish.com was pretty good, and I thought okcupid.com was the best dating site out there. Even though it's free, I felt it was better than any of the pay sites. I met...
  9. KornGeek

    I have no hope

    Just to throw this thought out there, one of the big differences between referring somebody for a job compared to offering feedback on a novel is that when you refer someone, you are putting yourself on the line. If the person gets hired and then doesn't work out, it can be seen as a reflection...
  10. KornGeek

    Word abuses

    Growing up, I remember hearing
  11. KornGeek

    Dress Shoes

    If so, it's bad advertising. JC Penney tends to use more mainstream advertising, and questioning the quality of your product out of the gate is a questionable strategy at best. I think this is a case somebody who looked at the name of the forum "Making an Impression" and asking a question...
  12. KornGeek

    My great-nephew

    When I send a text with the word "leaving", my phone tends to want to change it to "lesbians". This makes things awkward if I don't carefully check my texts. For instance, when I text my stepdaughters to let them know I'm coming to pick them up on my way home from work. My simple text of "I'm...
  13. KornGeek

    Geek humor

    Even so-called "Organic" produce is regularly treated with DHMO! When will the madness end?
  14. KornGeek

    Geek humor

    This is strangely similar to a conversation I was having with my kids (ages 9, 11, 13, and 15) recently. They were talking about all of the different things that have been shown to cause cancer. I told them that oxygen causes cancer. They didn't believe me. I told them, people who don't...
  15. KornGeek

    Geek humor

    Not necessarily. Let's assign ratings between 1 and 10 for driving skill. If 80% of American drivers score an 8, and 20% score a 3, the average score would be 7. This would mean that 10% of American drivers actually underestimate their driving ability.
  16. KornGeek

    Word abuses

    johnherman, When enumerating points, I prefer to use "A" for the first point and "2" for the second point. For a third point, I like to use a lowercase "d", but when it's verbal, most people don't realize that it's lowercase. (A fourth point would probably be a Roman numeral V.) Mostly I do...
  17. KornGeek

    In or not

    If I remember correctly, this is one of the complications of having a language that has borrowed bits and pieces from several other languages. Yes, the prefix "in-" frequently means "not", but other times has a completely different meaning. It depends greatly on the origin of the word.
  18. KornGeek

    Unintentionally Funny Signs

    I saw a sign yesterday that I found quite funny, but it clearly was not intended how I read it. (If I go back, I'll try to get a picture of it.) Now, personally, I feel that bicycles who learn how to ride skateboards should be allowed to rollerblade anywhere they please. But that's just me...
  19. KornGeek

    Runtime error 3129 invalid operation on delete query

    Oops, looks like vbajock solved it while I was still playing around.
  20. KornGeek

    Runtime error 3129 invalid operation on delete query

    OK, after playing around with this a bit, it looks like your original strSQL will work, but rather than opening a recordset, use CurrentDB.Execute instead. strSQL = "DELETE * " & _ "FROM RPT_Data rd " & _ "WHERE rd.uci ='" & strUCI & "' AND rd.rptpd = " & intPd & ";"...

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